July 2012
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imthedad:
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
And all along I believed
I would find you
Time has brought
Your heart to me
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I’ll love you for a
Thousand more
I can’t wait to marry my best friend.
tltty:
llamas are so dumb looking it’s cute as hell
Watch100cupsofcoffee:
While we were at Estes Park, there was a thunder storm in the mountains across the way. It was awesome to watch it but we had to leave early as it was moving closer to us & our hair was standing straight up with static electricity!! Look for the lightning in this clip.
This is pretty cool
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Ten Months Until I Marry My Very Best Friend!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
“we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty...”
WHEN I ASK MY FIANCE IF HE'S DONE ANY OF THE...
whatshouldwecallweddings:
He’s just like:
WHAT I DREAM OF DOING TO THE XBOX CONTROLLERS WHEN...
whatshouldwecallweddings:
ahahaha not really though, i don’t mind it. but this monkey is hilarious.
When my friend asks: Wine or cocktails?
whatshouldwecallme:
Bahahaha
Gotta love it when your friend’s three year old runs into the room with no clothes screaming “NAKED BUTTTTTTT!”
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bought my wedding dress!
oefhalkhfla;khfkjahdflka AHHHHHH YAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! so much excited in one person! i want to show the worrrrrrrld its amazingness but i can’ttttttttt and it SUCKSSSSSSSSSS.
have to youtube how to make a veil though. $190 for some shit to hang off the back of my head? pretty shit, but still. that is ridiculous.
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Today
Started off good, then sucked ass, then sucked more ass, then got better.
I wish people would realize how much their comments can hurt people. I don’t run up to wrinkly people and go “oh my gosh no wayyyy you’re only 65??? You look at LEAST 92!” So why do people think its okay to tell me I look like I’m 12? After I’ve just been introduced as someone’s...
Undressed Skeleton: Heart Healthy & Low Calorie... →
undressedskeleton:
One of my favorite guilty pleasures is puppy chow. A year ago I created a lighter version called “Kitty Chow”. Today I made a couple changes and decided to make it with more nutrients and add more flavor.
Ingredients:
2 Cups Whole Grain Cereal Squares
2 Tbsp PB2 Prepared
1/2 Cup…
i want this in my mouth now.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Watchzikau:
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
why does everything cost money
For real. Can I please get paid already.
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dear vera wang,
for all the amazing things i’ve heard about your designs, your wedding dresses are fugly. sorry.
Getting low
whatshouldwecallme:
Most girls:
Me:
That’s totally Lady Gaga’s ass. Don’t ask me how I know.
Or ask me. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed. Lady Boner.
homoschapel:
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
me: all right, let's make an omelette!
me: -tries to flip the omelette-
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: scrambled eggs it is!
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You know,
I never wanted things to end up how they did with us. I never laughed so hard with a friend as I did with you. And then we all got high school stupid and feelings were hurt everywhere and it really sucked. And it still sucks, sometimes. Because even though I am so incredibly happy with everything in my life, I still remember you on a daily basis, and I’m sad that things are how they are and that I...
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