imthedad: hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought Your heart to me I have loved you for a Thousand years I’ll love you for a Thousand more I can’t wait to marry my best friend.
tltty: llamas are so dumb looking it’s cute as hell
100cupsofcoffee: While we were at Estes Park, there was a thunder storm in the mountains across the way. It was awesome to watch it but we had to leave early as it was moving closer to us & our hair was standing straight up with static electricity!! Look for the lightning in this clip. This is pretty cool
Ten Months Until I Marry My Very Best Friend!
we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty...
WHEN I ASK MY FIANCE IF HE'S DONE ANY OF THE...
whatshouldwecallweddings: He’s just like:
WHAT I DREAM OF DOING TO THE XBOX CONTROLLERS WHEN...
whatshouldwecallweddings: ahahaha not really though, i don’t mind it. but this monkey is hilarious.
When my friend asks: Wine or cocktails?
Gotta love it when your friend’s three year old runs into the room with no clothes screaming “NAKED BUTTTTTTT!”
bought my wedding dress!
oefhalkhfla;khfkjahdflka AHHHHHH YAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! so much excited in one person! i want to show the worrrrrrrld its amazingness but i can’ttttttttt and it SUCKSSSSSSSSSS. have to youtube how to make a veil though. $190 for some shit to hang off the back of my head? pretty shit, but still. that is ridiculous.
Started off good, then sucked ass, then sucked more ass, then got better. I wish people would realize how much their comments can hurt people. I don’t run up to wrinkly people and go “oh my gosh no wayyyy you’re only 65??? You look at LEAST 92!” So why do people think its okay to tell me I look like I’m 12? After I’ve just been introduced as someone’s...
Undressed Skeleton: Heart Healthy & Low Calorie... →
undressedskeleton: One of my favorite guilty pleasures is puppy chow. A year ago I created a lighter version called “Kitty Chow”. Today I made a couple changes and decided to make it with more nutrients and add more flavor. Ingredients: 2 Cups Whole Grain Cereal Squares 2 Tbsp PB2 Prepared 1/2 Cup… i want this in my mouth now.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
zikau: THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
why does everything cost money For real. Can I please get paid already.
dear vera wang,
for all the amazing things i’ve heard about your designs, your wedding dresses are fugly. sorry.
whatshouldwecallme: Most girls: Me: That’s totally Lady Gaga’s ass. Don’t ask me how I know. Or ask me. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed. Lady Boner.
homoschapel: pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible do you see it d o y o u
me: all right, let's make an omelette!
me: -tries to flip the omelette-
me: scrambled eggs it is!
I never wanted things to end up how they did with us. I never laughed so hard with a friend as I did with you. And then we all got high school stupid and feelings were hurt everywhere and it really sucked. And it still sucks, sometimes. Because even though I am so incredibly happy with everything in my life, I still remember you on a daily basis, and I’m sad that things are how they are and that I...