March 2011
16 posts
No, Google...
I don’t want to learn how to gRout a bathtub, I want to learn how to bathe a patient with GOUT.
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Engrish Homework
They didn’t have much in common, the man of eighty-seven and the girl of nineteen. She was young and beautiful, long blonde hair piled carelessly on top of her head. He was frail and weak in his hospital bed, with his eyes that looked more vacant today than ever. He was there, but he really wasn’t.
“I love you, Pop-pop. Please, please don’t leave me.”
She’d never been this close to...
Watching The Drs.
“Coming up, one woman’s brave decision to freeze her eggs.”
MOM: Why would you freeze your eggs?
Me: What?
MOM: Why would you freeze your eggs? Wouldn’t that make them harder to cook?
Me: WHAT? Were they talking about eggs eggs or ovary eggs?
Mom: Oh………
“Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be...”
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Happy Birthday, girrrrl.
"Meet my husband, William Shakespeare."
She had a cardboard cut-out of him in her class room that she would casually put her arm around like it was nothing. The desks were rearranged probably every other week. She had flaming red hair, wore hot pink, teal, bright orange, and every other color of the rainbow. She pushed us, all the time. She knew every last one of us had potential and she was hell-bent to see us to it. She taught us...
