best-of-funny: This is my favorite thing Tyra Banks has ever said i fucking love tyra
Why is Pat Monahan so damn attractive?
Nurses, let's take a minute to be thankful that we...
nightshiftrounds: Because of frat boys: Because of exercise enthusiasts: Because of do-it-yourselfers: Because of the fad workouts: And the inexplicably ridiculous: On behalf of nurses everywhere, I want to thank the accident prone for keeping us employed. Thank you.
if i finish half my clinical log before 7:30, im allowing myself to watch preachers daughters.
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room
onefitmodel: nutrientnatalie: Let me just say, just because you eat healthily and work out doesn’t necessarily mean you ARE healthy Being afraid of sugar, a piece of cake, or anything not clean is not “healthy” Being pissed and anxious and upset and mad at yourself for missing one day of working out is not “healthy” Your entire life revolving around food, exercising and being healthy is not...
laughingstation: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
whatshouldwecallme: Freshman year: Now:
i am TRYING to work on my homework.....
funeralformyfat: but everyone and their freaking mom is at Starbucks! can you all just NOT TALK. lol girl, get you some beats headphones and put on pandora’s vitamin string quartet station or something instrumental. i cranked out a ton of work yesterday at starbucks on campus and when i finally looked up i realized there was a group of twenty people around me having a Bible...
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon oh dear.
OH, the things I do in the name of Nursing...
A March Madness of Adult Incontinence products, shall we say? Making a website to show cost effectiveness and absorbency…I’ll share it when we get our grade back :)
dj earworm united states of pop 2009 →
at this rate there is no way i'm going to be awake...
up at 4 this morning, drove to school and back home, two cups of coffee. watched boy meets world because apparently the only time it can ever come on is 7:30 in the morning. talked to mama on the phone, discussed plans for wedding veil. her and grandma went looking for materials today and i’m super excited with what she’s shown me so far :) did homework, went to Michaels to get the...
When I take a bite of something & it's too hot
Jamie Lee Curtis poses just as she is
http://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/Jamie-Lee-Curtis-has-nothing-to-hide-2805025.php#photo-2210632 no make up, no airbrushing, in her undies, as a 40-something year old mom.
wugs: laisse-le-soleil-luit: wugs: In French, you don’t really say “fuck me.” You say “mets ta baguette magique dans mon four,” which is closer to “put your magic baguette in my oven.” I love that. Baguettes in ovens. It’s about food. I’m French and I’m pretty sure you say ‘casse-moi’ which means something like ‘break me’. Just saying. no that doesn’t make sense that’s much too violent ...
When I get to a party and there's no food